While I’m sure most of us would never admit to putting much thought into what we wear to the gym, I’m going to put it out there now and say that I absolutely do. But it’s not what you think.

Sure, Merriam-Webster recently added “athleisure” to the dictionary and workout gear is now just as fashionable and acceptable at a bar or restaurant as jeans and a moto jacket, but the fashion show I put on at the gym takes a different approach.

It all started when I joined the fancy gym and realized it would be a while before I could rock the Lulu leggings and skimpy strappy tops that all the beautiful people wore. Intimidated as I was but not about to back away from my fitness goals I decided the only thing to do was embrace my inner goon and fly that flag via t-shirts that would convey current workout moods and maybe get a laugh or a smile out of my fellow gym rats.

So this post is dedicated to my favorite gym tees. You’d be surprised how much confidence a clever top can give a girl trying to find her way to fit. Enjoy!

This handy little “reminder” tee was my first and I thought it was a good start because who doesn’t love a casserole? But you can’t chase casseroles when you’re chasing your fitness dreams. Dammit.

“Adios Pantalones” is def one of my favorites. I have it in a tank and a tee. I wore it the first time I worked out with Trainer and he said, “I’m sorry, but does your shirt say ‘goodbye pants?'” And I said, “Yes. Yes it does.”

An oldie but goodie, I love wearing this to the gym. It speaks volumes about who I might be as a person.

“Merde.” It means “shit” in French. And it’s perfect for ballet barre classes.

This one says it in English but with unmistakable attitude. It’s for days when I’m really not feeling it but I go anyway.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand, saving the best for last… THIS. Chris Farley telling the Gap Girls, “Lay Off Me I’m Starving” because, well, I’m sure it’s how most of us feel ALL OF THE TIME. 🙂